Random Llama Software — Founder Profile
Before Random Llama, I built custom routing software and mapping systems that saved millions in logistics costs. Today I bring that same obsession with efficiency to privacy-first apps, native Windows tools, and full-stack web platforms.
Founder & Lead Engineer
Richmond, Texas
Saved millions in logistics costs with custom routing & mapping software
Privacy-first architecture across every product shipped
High-performance web platforms, native mobile apps, Windows tools
Founded Random Llama Software LLC in 2025
6+
Products shipped
12
States using our tools
4.9
App Store rating
100
Lighthouse score
Privacy Architecture
Designing systems where zero-data-collection is the default, not an afterthought.
High-Performance Web
Next.js App Router, server components, GROQ projections, edge-optimized APIs.
Native Mobile
Swift/SwiftUI iOS apps with AI integrations, published and maintained on the App Store.
Every skill listed here is production-proven — not tutorial-complete.
ConsignMate — App Store published, 4.9★
Production sites, 100 Lighthouse scores
Full-stack, end-to-end type-safe APIs
50+ schemas across client projects
Backend services, CLI tools
Data pipelines, FEMA/USGS aggregation
Performance-critical systems
Windows native applications, RL Randomizer
Lambda, SES, CloudFront, S3
Edge deployment, CI/CD pipelines
Real production systems with real users — not side projects.
iOS app that automates consignment sales, AI product recognition, and payout tracking for resale shops.
DDR4/DDR5 RAM price aggregator built for PC builders who need to find the best deal fast.
Full-stack charter fishing booking platform with custom CMS, availability engine, and Square-integrated checkout.
Drug-test randomizer for small businesses. Built to meet federal DOT compliance requirements without bloat.
Flood risk lookup tool aggregating FEMA flood map and USGS gauge data by address.
Zero data collection by default. No trackers, no dark patterns, no accounts required to use core features.
Sub-second load times. Native code where it matters. Delta update patches. We measure milliseconds.
Independent audits every release. Real production systems handling real money and real charter bookings.
Clients own 100% of the code. No lock-in, no proprietary black boxes, no hostage-ware.
Whether you need a production web platform, a native mobile app, or a privacy-first Windows tool — reach out and let's talk scope.